Opening Statement

Having been driven to rage, despair, lust, romance, bravery, foolishness, blind-stupidity, and tears of boredom by the famous slings and arrow of outrageous fortune plus the prodding of my friends I begin my blog, diary, free association therapy before a select group of 70 million of my closest friends.

I am glad that I don't have to diagram -THAT- sentence. Do they even teach sentence diagraming anymore?

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